I’m Rachel. Just leave me be; I’m sure I’ll shut up at some point.
→| Anonymous: | Can I be your gargoyle? |
like, romantically? platonically? sexually?
Decoratively
ngl i forgot that was an option
(Via freckledghosts Source: manywinged) 10,731 notes | 3 months ago
*plants mint directly in your dash* heehee :3
(Via slimetony Source: segamascot) 59,367 notes | 3 months ago
ummm hi do u remember me? we were two bacterias in the acidic springs of ethiopia and we were friends
(Via freckledghosts Source: guooey) 25,702 notes | 4 months ago
i invite you over to my house and while we’re greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell “down boy! DOWN! NO!” and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you
(Via prohaloplayer Source: prohaloplayer) 75,942 notes | 4 months ago
i hate fun
april fools !!! look at these elephant watering cans
(Via vaguelyprolific Source: adulthooliganism) 65,204 notes | 4 months ago
a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
(Via whowillfixmylungs Source: pseudomantis) 41,307 notes | 4 months ago
hey. goth lego dragon.
they’re on a date :)
(Via swarnpert Source: manywinged) 13,135 notes | 4 months ago