Hello! My name is Rachel, I'm 19 and live in Maryland. I like knitting, origami cranes, awful puns, and reading. I am a grumpy sourpuss and also enjoy fuzzy blankets.My blog is mainly dedicated to stupid stuff that i like, such as Adventure Time, Harry Potter, video games, and lotsa other dumb stuff.Pleased to meet you!ALSO YOU SHOULD ASK ME STUFF



Music piracy in the ’60s

Music piracy in the ’60s

tastefullyoffensive:

[pillsplitterx]

Im going to tell an embarrassing story because i just remembered it and i think its funny so yeah

warning- it involves porn so yeah you all have been warned.

So at least once a month i get so fed up with my hair and threaten to shave it all off or get a pixie cut. So at the time, i was googling picture of pixie cuts, and ended up on a tumblr blog of JUSt pixie cuts. Some gorgeous hair was on there man. Well there was all of these tags like ,Curly Pixie, Straight pixie, Pixie Porn, Long Pixie, Celebrity Pixie, top Pixie cuts. I was going through all of them, raving about the hair, so excited to do it to my own head. 

That’s when i click Pixie Porn. Okay, hear me out. The thing with tumblr is, the word porn gets attached to almost anything. Food porn? it isnt a salad getting shoved up a vagina or a guy sticking his dick in whipped cream. So i’m thinking, “pixie porn? oh, must be like, THE BEST pixie cuts. like such good haircuts. They rule over other pixie cuts.” so i open that tag in a new tab along with all the other tags too. 

My mom wanders in, and is going through all the haircuts with me, we are both oohing and aahing over haircuts, one by one, closing off the tabs of the tags we’ve been through. We make it to Pixie Porn. ALL OF THE SUDDEN, NAKED LADIES. NAKED LADIES EVERYWHERE. THEY ALL HAVE PIXIE CUTS. THEY ARE ALL NAKED. SOME OF THEM ARE PREFORMING SEXUAL ACTS. i closed that tab so fast and was terrified to look at my mom. she kinda makes a gasping sound, then looks at me, and has that look like “I DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING WITH YOUR SPARE TIME” but damn mom all i wanted was to look at pretty haircuts seriously i didnt expect that why did it have to be there i didnt need to make eye contact with that girls vag while in the same room as you like no i didnt WANT THAT

and now i am so scared of anything that has the tag porn because do they mean porn? or PORN?

after that i never got the haircut. still might tho.

doodlebuggy:

Tips for dealing with Designers:
1: Don’t belittle the skill and effort it takes to make designs.
2: Don’t assume you can do what we spent years trainings to do just because you took one class in high school or college way back when. (unless you’re a prodigy)
3: Don’t expect good results from vauge, unrealistic requests.
4: Don’t try to worm your way out of paying when its clear you can. (charities excluded) 
Now I realize some people not might realize what they are saying is rude and I am willing to forgive your ignorance, but if you talk like this to a designer you are a jerk. 
For the folks over at Clientsfromhell.net whose horror stories (submitted by anonymous  designers, photographers and other various professions both creative and not) have inspired this comic. This comic is for you.

doodlebuggy:

Tips for dealing with Designers:

1: Don’t belittle the skill and effort it takes to make designs.

2: Don’t assume you can do what we spent years trainings to do just because you took one class in high school or college way back when. (unless you’re a prodigy)

3: Don’t expect good results from vauge, unrealistic requests.

4: Don’t try to worm your way out of paying when its clear you can. (charities excluded) 

Now I realize some people not might realize what they are saying is rude and I am willing to forgive your ignorance, but if you talk like this to a designer you are a jerk. 

For the folks over at Clientsfromhell.net whose horror stories (submitted by anonymous  designers, photographers and other various professions both creative and not) have inspired this comic. This comic is for you.

defenders-of-berk:

teamshercock:

utilitarianthings:

'Book on Bookis a transparent paperweight that holds down the pages of a novel. It keeps the pages from flipping and allows the user to eat, drink, or sit back while reading.

i have been waiting for this my entire life

darth-sebious:

abbiegoth:

HOLY SHIT I THINK I’M GONNA FUCKING CRY

THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL

I love these so much, but can we talk about Oddix’s face? It’s amazing and reminds me of King worm from Adventure Time

lambhoof:

feester:

lambhoof:

My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs

Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs

1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero

(Source: lambhoo)

teacher: don't be afraid to ask questions!! ask as many as you need!!!! u are not dumb!!!
student: *asks a question*
teacher: wtf why don't u understand this this is the simplest thing ever Do i need to repeat it 20 times are you kidding me what kind of question is this why are you asking this

(Source: teamrocketing)